Maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am...

I was recently in Glacier National Park, and a black bear was tooling around our campsite, so naturally, someone alerted the ranger. She drove through our site and stopped to ask me if I had seen the bear. Maybe it's her fault for stopping to ask me, of all people, if I had seen the bear. "Yes," I replied. "I saw the bear about ten minutes ago, but he headed that way," and I pointed toward the road, away from our site. The ranger said "Oh no, I think he's a cub who is looking for his mom. That's not good." Now, in my head the wheels of funny were just spinning and spinning, so I said "Maybe we should shoot them." Her face dropped. "Why did you just say that?" I thought she was going to cry, and for a minute, I thought I was going to cry too, as I tried to convince her that I was just kidding, that I have a terrible sense of humor (or do I?) and that I don't even like guns, let alone own one. I don't know, I thought it was funny. So shoot me. Oops - that's what got me into this whole mess anyway, so I guess I should stop making jokes like that.

(the secret)

i laughed so hard yesterday
b/c i was crossing the street
and this car
screamed at me, "STUPID BITCH"
and i was ike - wow
but it made me laugh b/c they were so mad at me
but i have that positivity that no one can touch
(the secret)

One of those days...

i wish that i was going on a permanent vacation,
like the kind called - death