Clarissa Explains It All?

Why do people keep casting Melissa Joan Hart in things? I don't care if it's tv movies or sitcom cameos, she's not good. She peaked at Clarissa when she was what, 12? 13? Doesn't matter. Either way, she's just terrible. And I'm sure she's a great person in real life, but we're not talking about real life here, we're talking about tv movies and sitcom cameos. And it's not like anyone remembers her as anything other than Clarissa. If I ever met her, do you know what I'd say to her? I'd ask her, "Hey, Clarissa, how's Sam? Did you two ever hit it? And what about Ferguson? Has he come out of the closet yet?" That's exactly what I'd say. Because I saw an ad in the wonderful publication Us Weekly this morning for a made-for-tv movie with her and Slater. Ahem. Case in point. Slater, not Mario Lopez. So basically, Slater and Clarissa are starring in a movie together for the holidays, and oh yeah, it has something to do with handcuffs. But that doesn't matter. She's annoying. She has this weird mouth thing and an even weirder eye thing. And who the hell cast her as the cool chick in Drive Me Crazy? She's pasty. So I guess my point is that some child actors should never leave that world. Your show ends, you move on. We don't see Buddy Ernst from Hey Dude! running around making all kinds of chintzy movies, do we? Nope, sure don't. Maybe if Clarissa had abused drugs at some point in her life like the loveable Stephanie Tanner I'd say, okay, sure, let's get her into porn. But no.

My friend.

This guy went as a slutty inmate for All Hallow's Ween. Classic. And you know what else? Classy. Yep, for sure.

I'm sorry, but...

I have the hardest time believing that Cat Stevens is a fucking terrorist.

Trendy does not equal cool.

so i was reading the fashion report in the paper today, and it said to throw away flared jeans and pointy-toed heels for the skinny jeans and ballet flats, and as "they" said, this trend will be around for a few years. bullshit. it also said that short skirts and leggings are the way to go. yeah, i really see this trend sticking around for a loooong time, especially if lindsay lohan has anything to say about it. what about those of us who don't want to look like toddlers on the first day of pre-school? what about those of us with real jobs who need to wear the basic and everlasting clothes that apparently aren't considered trendy anymore? like i've always said, just because things are "in fashion" doesn't make them fashionable. most of the time people look ridiculous trying to pull off the trend du jour. like the dorky kid with glasses who wears skinny jeans tucked into ugg boots w/ a chunky belt over a tunic. too much. take it one step at a time, douchebag. i fucking hate that shit. hardly anyone looks cool trying to pull off these trends. these trends are meant for us to read about in US Weekly, meant to be worn by people like Nicole Richie and, dare I even speak her name, Paris Hilton. these trends are for people who don't work for a living but instead flaunt their money, thus creating these hideous trends. it's the people like britney spears who ruin the trends by not wearing any underwear beneath them.