"Quite the Charmer"

Jokes

True Love

Snuggle time

Betrayal

my friend's friend loaned her a vacuum, and my friend had it for two weeks and was too busy/out of town and couldn't return it, so her friend sent her an email about how my friend is irresponsible and should have returned the vacuum sooner, and her friend waited around for 8 hours one day and cancelled plans because she thought my friend was coming over to return the vacuum. my friend's response to the email was "i hope this is a joke." so this is her follow up to those emails:

J:

i didn't see any keys under the mat so i'm glad that your vacuum found its way back into its rightful home.

let's be mature and stop sending silly emails filled with absurdities. sorry i had him in my possession for so long but now i know why you love him so much...he is quite the charmer. please see attached re: the progression and demise of our short lived relationship.

still love your face!!!!

-R

ps - if you aren't laughing i will hire a homeless person to tie you up while i amputate your toes with wire cutters